I often say that I’m an “unenlightened caveman” because I’m not a “fast food” person. I’m a healthy caveman. I just don’t think “fast food” is healthy or tasty. I love eating, so why would it be healthy for me to eat fast food? I’ve been on a few diets in my day, but none of them were very healthy.
You know you’re an unenlightened caveman when you don’t get to eat more of your favorite foods just because of how they’re made. It might be true for you, it might be true for your caveman-self. But fast food is still fast food. And I can tell you its not going to taste as good if you don’t eat it.
There are two main reasons to eat fast food, food is food. Fast food is more convenient to be able to make it at home, and it’s all those calories in the name of convenience. However, fast food is also a lot of calories in the name of taste.
I know this may not sound like a big deal, but I swear that I eat more than I should. And I don’t mean literally. I have a bad habit of eating more than I should, but I’m aware I tend to eat a lot of food more than I should. When I was a child, it was all about my family, and the food was delicious.
You know what I hate about fast food? I hate how they take away the taste and the pleasure in the foods. I hate it when they take away the pleasure of the food. When I was younger, I loved to get my hands on something that was just a little bit different from the way I was used to, that was just a little bit more flavorful. I loved to be given something that I enjoyed for its own sake, and I could be satisfied.
In the new trailer for Caveman, you’re presented with a variety of foods to try out, including some that are very tasty but aren’t exactly caveman-like. You decide, “Well, this might be a little too weird for me. How about this? This tastes like something my parents would make.” So you eat a bowl of rice and a bowl of mashed potatoes, and then it’s your turn to eat a bowl of cheese and a bowl of bread.
This is a diet that would be hard to eat with a spoon. I would imagine it’d be a bit of a challenge for anyone even remotely athletic. You would have to eat with your hands and without the aid of a spoon. The foods in the trailer are cooked in a variety of different ways, with varying degrees of spiciness and flavor, and are presented in a variety of different dishes.
I think I would be able to do this, but I wouldn’t really know where to start. I guess you would have to figure out the foods you like and what you like to eat before you start with the first one. This would be a lot harder than you might think.
It’s a good thing I’m not asking you to do that. It would be a lot harder than you might think to figure out what you like to eat. I would imagine that you have a pretty eclectic palate.
You can start off with the simplest foods. You will be able to eat just about anything you like, provided you have the ingredients. The foods that are the most difficult to find are the ones that involve a lot of work which, while difficult, are worth it. These are foods that require more effort to prepare than most people would think is worth the effort. You could get by with just a little of everything, but you will not be able to eat everything you like.
